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As a public service the police have asked me to publish the following post. Currently they are hunting a gang of international cheese smugglers. Here is a picture of Inspector Knacker with two suspected members of the gang. They were later released without charge as the police could simply not figure out how they moved the cheese wheels around without arousing suspicion.





The next picture shows a suspected cheese mule. These often unwitting innocents are forced to swallow many packets of cheese wrapped in condoms to avoid detection




Police in the UK have found that the end product is often cut or grated and is being sold quite openly to children as young as 37.




If you have any information that can help the police please call the Cathedral City PD.